Screwy (obnoxious) spammers

I shall win in the end, ye spammers of nasty sites who wish to increase thy own traffic. Someday ye shall have managed to inspire me to write a poem about ye! And I've finally trained myself to never click on thy links. (Please excuse me if I haven't gotten all my ye's and thee's and thy's correct!)

At least in Googling for information about the latest spammer to "visit" twigs&stones (though somehow I think they all must be related), I've come across a friendly blog or two, with some lively blogger discussion on the topic!